Well in a few hours time Australia is heading to a new year in 2009. It was overall a pretty eventful year for me, after all if you had move overseas for the first time in your life and actually begin studying here its going be a exciting, boring, disappointing but strangely at the same time very rewarding. So as 2009 comes I did something which I never really bothered to be doing for past few years which is going to have a new years resolution. I am not sure how it is going to help in 2009 but heck the fact is I already have a major goal next year and if I am lucky i am going to achieve it.

So to everybody and the rest of the world whether in poverty stricken Darfur to the bright lights of New York I just want to you wish all of you a really Happy New Year and may next year be a better year for all of us! Seeya next year!


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Sitting under the mistletoe
(Pale-green, fairy mistletoe),
One last candle burning low,
All the sleepy dancers gone,
Just one candle burning on,
Shadows lurking everywhere:
Some one came, and kissed me there.

Tired I was; my head would go
Nodding under the mistletoe
(Pale-green, fairy mistletoe),
No footsteps came, no voice, but only,
Just as I sat there, sleepy, lonely,
Stooped in the still and shadowy air
Lips unseen - and kissed me there.

Sigh you guys gotta admit it 2008 is one of the most crappiest year in along time largely in part due to the the stupidest and most depressing credit crunch since the 1920's so and it looks like its gonna continue to 2009 (at least in the early part of that year) So what btter way to waste our worries a way on the celluloid fantasy of the silver screen! So here's my top 10 list of the most anticipated movies (at least my anticipation) in 2009!

At number 1 it is.......


NOT Hahahaha just kidding I always hated Hanna Montana anyway (oh boy I can hear the small screaming tweens calling from my blood now.....)

Jokes aside lets begin at number 10!

The first Pink Panther was incredibly funny and heck it was in my opinion that it is one of the best slapstick comedy in a long time! however there is a tendency for sequels to be less successful that the original unless of course you are Lord of the rings but then again its a great comedy!

At number 9

Street Fighter legend of Chun Li!
One word for why this movie ranks at number nine Lana err... i meant Kristin Kreuk! Hahahaha!

At number 8

The next installment of the Star wars saga! The long-delayed comedy which sees a group of rabid Star Wars fanatics attempting to steal an early print of The Phantom Menace for their dying pal finally gets a release early in 2009. A version of the movie with the
cancer-stricken fan removed nearly made it to cinemas in 2008 but was met with a vast internet campaign that demonstrated the awesome power of the fanboy.

At number 7

Woah my first thoughts about this was WTF rise of the dinosaurs in the time when mammals had supposedly exist? Stupid animated time paradox! I am just gonna see the movie due to its title!

At number 6

Come on who does not love seeing giant robots beating the snot of each other in various parts of the United States!

Number 5 Underworld Rise of the Lycans!

Even though Kate Beckinsale won't be coming back for this sequel (damn no more corsets) it still ranks high enough for me just to see the origins of the war between the Lycans and vampires!

At number 4

Dragonball!!!! made in Hollywood! Wow after all this years the franchise that made Japan and anime so famous to the world has finally got a western interpretation! This will either be really stupid or surprisingly good!

At number 3

Finally after three movies this movie ranks at number three due to the sheer fact that we can finally see the machine war that devastated the world! Better yet no more time travel paradoxest inducing headhaches!

At number 2

Star trek 2009 is just gonna rock due to the fact we can see the early years of Kirk at Spock (who by the way is played by the actor Zachary Quinto who played Sylar from Heroes!) Beam me up Spocky!
Now at number 1


Finally the Wolverine origins is coming out! The history of every favourite amnesiac X-men is gonna be portrayed on the Silver Screen! Bring on the adamantium claws!

Run Kidman RUn!


Above the two big Aussie stars that's creating a lot of plubicity.


I am not really sure why I am gonna blog about some movie that I had not seen yet but this film entitles Australia sounds like a really big thing here right now and I my as well get caught up in it.

The premise of the movie by face value its not that bad after a love story set in times of war has been done before aka Pearl Harbor its by itself promising! The plot itself is very "Ozzie" with characters known as The Drover and drunk guy and the like, with star power in the form of Nicole Kidman and Wolverine (hahaha i meant Hugh Jackman I just can't wait for Wolverine's Movie ). So anyway its a really big film over here in Australia and the people are saying its the best thing ever since slice bread. So it not surprising they are tying this their new tourism campaign and even I gotta admit its a really cool one.

All in all I am just gonna say give this movie a try if you are into these kinds of movies with a lot of emphasis on the scenery which by the way is LOT and if you are big fans of the actors and names of movies named after a country.


Now if the Wolverine Origins movie is coming out soon....

From wikipedia
“No Man’s Land” is a comic book story line that ran for the whole of 1999 through the Batman comic book titles published by DC Comics. The lead-up story began with the arc “Cataclysm” which described a major earthquake hitting Gotham City. This was followed by the story lines “Aftershock” and then “Road to No Man’s Land” which resulted in the U.S. government officially evacuating Gotham and then abandoning and isolating those who choose to remain in the city. The “No Man’s Land” story proper covered the residence of the city during this time of isolation until its time of re-opening and the beginning of rebuilding.



Well its not something I always do but recently I was reading a really cool graphic novel of everyone favorite brooding hero The Dark Knight- Batman himself!

The No Man's land storyline is actually a exciting and seriously engaging storyline. The premise of Gotham City being literally destroyed in an Earthquake leaving the the city in tatters was very well done! Though admittedly I am really a fan of old school western style comics but then again the storyline of this comic was pretty good. You can actually literally feel for the Batman as he try valiantly to save his city from being overrun by nutcases such as The Joker,Mr freeze and the rest of the rouge gallery. Even other heroes that tried to land hand will find it difficult.

I can literally see it not on the silver screen! Heck if they ever made a movie about this I would definitely watch this so in the mean time here the link for the comics and enjoy!

http://rapidshare.com/files/37034792/Batman_-_No_Man_s_Land_Vol.2.cbr
http://rapidshare.com/files/37036947/Batman_-_No_Man_s_Land_Vol.1.cbr
http://rapidshare.com/files/37043302/Batman_-_No_Man_s_Land_Vol.4.cbr
http://rapidshare.com/files/37045146/Batman_-_No_Man_s_Land_Vol.3.cbr
The links are thanks to the uploader!

Yup my finals are finally over and now I am gonna be free for the next few moths , it will be more if I am lucky!

Feels kinda weird I had not updated my blog for a while now so I wonder is anybody still actually reading this?

So anyway gonna be updating my blog a lot this week so just stay tune!

Anyway its summer time here and life is going as usual but typical of summer time it is dry and hot and the flies re multiplying again! Well that's all until I update this blog!

18 freaking years of my life gone!!! Man I am feeling so freakin old already!Anyway for me is just gonna be another day for me JUST the way i LIKE IT! Yeah happy Birthday to me!

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Great.... today is daylight savings again... but this time EVERYTHING is put forward by an HOUR EARLIER!!! Lets see what the net has to say about it!

Daylight saving time is the convention of advancing clocks so that afternoons have more daylight and mornings have less. Typically clocks are adjusted forward one hour near the start of spring and are adjusted backward in autumn. Modern DST was first proposed in 1907 by the English builder William Willett. Many countries have used it since then; details vary by location and change occasionally.

The practice is controversial.[1] Adding daylight to afternoons benefits retailing, sports, and other activities that exploit sunlight after working hours,[2] but causes problems for farming, entertainment and other occupations tied to the sun.[3][4] Extra afternoon daylight reduces traffic fatalities;[5] its effect on health and crime is less clear. Although an early goal of DST was to reduce evening usage of incandescent lighting, formerly a primary use of electricity,[6] modern heating and cooling usage patterns greatly differ and research about how DST currently affects energy use is limited and contradictory.[7]

DST's clock shifts can serve as fire safety reminders,[8] but they complicate timekeeping and can disrupt meetings, travel, billing, recordkeeping, medical devices, and heavy equipment.[9] Many computer-based systems can adjust their clocks automatically, but this can be limited and error-prone, particularly when DST rules change.

Gonna take a break for a while before I resume my i am feeling kinda old article with this amusing article I found.

* BN Crony - Only applicable to Bumiputeras. One must own a business before one can become a crony. If one does not have any business, one can start a business by obtaining an easy-to-obtain Bumiputera loan from government banks such as Bank Rakyat. Crony can benefit from the latest Ali-Baba government projects such as Iskandar Development Region (IDR) and East Coast Economic Region (ECER) by supplying construction materials and so on. In return, cronies MUST participate in Barisan Nasional's events and functions by attending it and clapping when their leaders make a speech. Cronies must also vote for their respective Barisan Nasional candidate during General Elections. Failure to observe any of the rules above will result in their crony-ship revoked.

* Datuk - Becoming a Datuk in Malaysia promises bright future. You can easily take big contract from government and give it to some chinese contractor. They will buy you some house and Mercedes. Not to mention, this also opens more opportunity for extra side income from bribes which is TAX FREE!

* Traffic Police - Only Malays can apply. Their job is simple - ask a driver to pull over, tell him that he has offended many traffic laws (invent one if they couldn't find any) and tell him that they can 'settle' for the expensive fines by a small token of good gesture. Simply ask the drivers to pass some money under their driver's license, and then bid him farewell with the words like "you senang, saya pun senang" and "Ingat, saya anti rasuah!"

* Bandaraya Officer - Also known as city council officer. It's a form of legalized gangsterism. Only Malays can apply. Job scope includes legal extortion, confiscating mamak stall tables and chairs, confiscating tables, red cloth and VCD from illegal VCD peddlers and so on. Must be a good auctioneer as well as all confiscated items will be auctioned off."

* Toll Money Collector - Sparta requires all males to be fit and healthy, and the same goes to Malaysia's toll collectors. They must have perfect limbs - the left hand must be well developed for it is essential to operate the ticket machine and the cash register. The right hand must be well-built to move non-stop from 8 to 10 daily, and the legs are vital because occasionally they need to abandon their boxes to avoid vehicle crashes to the toll booth. If any of the candidates for the job do not fulfill the required requirements, His Anal Majesty Anwar himself will see to it that the failed candidates will be sodomized and thrown down into the blissful mountains the Chinese call 'Nirvana', the (M)ush-lims 'Bukit Tinggi', the Indians 'N/A' (as the national motto goes, "It's not our problem anyway").

* Ah Long - Interested applicants must be Chinese, be fluent in Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka (being able to curse proficiently is a bonus), have blond hair, killer, liar, have one pierced ear and drive a used Proton Wira with windows tinted as black as Booker T, complete with spoiler so big the car dwarfs an A380, and a muffler the size of Uranus. Also must regularly to kill, kurung people in the sangkar. Must be literate and able to write on small notebooks call buku 555 (so called for the numbers '555' on the cover). An essential skill is the ability to sneak into the homes of people that can't repay their loans (mostly gamblers, other Ah Longs, old Aunties addicted to DaMaCai, or just lazy school kids that want to buy Ragnarok Online characters off eBay) and paint threatening Chinese words (must be in red paint) on their walls. Must also have an affinity with techno music.

* Chettiar - The Indian equivalent to Ah Longs. Applicant must be Indian (duh), pot-bellied, have curly moustaches, carry huge black umbrella and carry a huge suitcase in one hand. Also must be able to pull off a Bollywood fight scene in case a client refuses to pay his loans.

* Mat Rempit - Pseudo-professional motocycle stuntmen. Only Malays can apply. Becoming a Mat Rempit is a guarantor of a good future, with backup support from Khairy himself. You only need to do stupid motorcycle stunts on your motorbike on a public road to attract more tourists for Year Visit Malaysia 2007. If you don't have money to spend, become a part-time snatch thief or robber. Getting arrested is a definite occupational hazard, but don't worry - just bribe the police and everything will be settled.

* Mat Skodeng - Only available to Muslims. Also known as government sanctioned Peeping Toms, these are some of the best jobs EVAR!!!!! (if you're a pervert, which is everybody). Basically you find Muslim couples having sex, film them and then report them! AWESOME! You can hand it over to the government to gain commission or sell these films at the "pasar malam" with titles such as 'Seks di tepi Sungai Besi' and 'Abdullah Badawi sex video'.

* VCD/DVD Seller - An easy job that just needs you to sell VCDs in the Pasar Malam or around the food court. The fixed price for one VCD is RM5(less than US$2 - important to remember when selling to gwai los). The price for one DVD ranges from RM8-RM10. Selling porn carries the highest profit. This job is better than becoming Multi Level Marketing salesman, because you can get an average salary of RM100 per night. However hawkers must always be aware of undercover police that might be nearby.

* Ladyboy - A amusingly high status job for the desperate ones. It's only available at night at certain places such as Mentari Court, Chow Kit, and some back alleys along SS15. Job requirements include (but are not limited to) the ability to pleasure both sexes, having split sex (as in can be a male and a female), the ability to seduce men, women, and other ladyboys. Might have to prepare for police raids and unoccasional GANG BANG rape. According to the current market, a ladyboy can earn RM2,000 to RM 3,000 a night depending on the skills and ability of the ladyboy. Worst comes to worst - Thailand is always open to you.

* TehTarikCrew - This is one of the most promising intellectual jobs you can do in glorious country of Malaysia, where all you need to do is dress up all in blue, wear funky leather shoes, and don officer hats. Their job is to ride on the cool lorry trucks (as seen on the MTV hit show "Jihad My Ride") and go on tehtarik raids, scheduled between Malaysian Time 10.00PM to 2.00AM. The raid will consist of 10-20 Level 1 Rogues, as seen in their obvious outfits of leather shoes. To be one of the TehTarikCrew members, one must have at least level 1 Pilfering skills, as required by Arcadia.

* CALL CENTER MANIA - The most famous job now days lor..open to all un-educated malaysians..especially the dumb malays..and rempit can join delivery service.. McDonalds delivery(the most lousy delivery service ever) it took them 45 min to one hour to deliver my freeking food? call now..! ! any call center number available to your eyes..just to end up with a dumb malay at the end of line.. "yess sir" "no sirr" the only word the know how to pronounce properly. and when they cannot take it anymore, "I tak tau lar sir" "YOu boleh speaking with my supervisor" "I nih bodoh sirr"

* TMnerd SHITmyx technical assistance - The easiest job in the world. Just have to pick up the phone, ask for user verification, then ask the caller to unplug the phone line and plug-in again, then restart the computer. You have to memorise the speech and repeat it 500million times a day, because apparently Terrorkom wants to save money.

* UMNO Activist - Threaten non-Malays with death and degrade non-Malays as immigrants and slaves. Sick and racist, but very good pay. Only rich half-Malays (preferably of Chinese or Malabar Indian descent) and Indonesians can apply - genuine Malays are advised to remain in their kampungs and mind their own business.

* MCA/MIC Activist - Good choice for non-Malays who still wish to get the money and power benefits that UMNO activists have.

* Mamak Stall Worker - Majority taken up by Indian Muslims. Must be able to tolerate racist remarks and flip Roti Canais 24/7. Poor salary, but they don't really care. Must be able to prepare for raids from Bandaraya at any given time.

Professional worker: Non-existant. Most of the brightest minds (non-malays) have migrated away and now the government is trying to woo them back with pay which is much less than half of what they earn overseas. However they're given benefits like free prostitute access, and lifetime supply of Bak Kut Teh.

I woke up this morning feeling kinda blue was a really line in the song Angel In Disguise by Corrine May and I was just adapting it to my title for today which is gonna be about my upcoming centennial (erhemm I feel Rip Van Winkle type old) But either way like every other birthday it to me is like being overrated. Heck I have even forgotten my own birthday many times. Anyways like all Greek type tradition blowing up a set amount candles on a highly fattening and sweet cake day. So when it come down to it I kinda dread such days as it means more stuff that I never really wanted, I am happy just being able to breathe and daydream all the time.

Growing up is a part of life and sure it scary with all the unnecessary stress and restrictions it comes with it (no more getting away with stuff by pretending immaturity hahaha) But it does help having a really younger sister having her Birthday around the same time as it forces my family to celebrate it at one go and not caring what happens next.

I have come to realization that best time in my life is probably coming very soon and soon I will be looking in the mirror one day and say to my self who is that guy with Alzheimer looking tired (not that i do not look like one anyway) So to end this first part of my post I am just gonna end with another song by Mary Hopkins after when I start with a song its good to end with one as well.

*Note to self writing a post like above during and exam period is tough and frankly to demanding. Arghh exams coming...... Damn I sound like a misdirected emo mushroom today (Don't even ask how I came to that conclusion)


Once upon a time, there was a tavern
Where we used to raise a glass or two
Remember how we laughed away the hours,
Think of all the great things we would do

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way

La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La

Then, the busy years went rushing by us
We lost our starry notions on the way
If, by chance, I'd see you in the tavern,
We'd smile at one another and we'd say

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days

La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La

Just tonight, I stood before the tavern
Nothing seemed the way it used to be
In the glass, I saw a strange reflection
Was that lonely woman really me?

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days

La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La

Through the door, there came familiar laughter
I saw your face and heard you call my name
Oh, my friend, we're older but no wiser
For in our hearts, the dreams are still the same

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days

La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La

La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?

She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.

(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)


The First 3 Years of Marriage

* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Okay once again I went through another arduous test this week ( I am having one everyweek right now ) and well it sucks!!!

Today i went through a physics test and for the most part it was easy as it deals with the really easy theories about light such as refraction,reflection,diffraction and all the other mundane stuff about it! Even the photoelectric effect question was easy UNTILL I came to the Bruglie wavelength stuff that sucks like hell! I kinda forgot to put the mass of an electron (which by the way is 9.10938188 × 10-31 kilograms) on my reference sheet! I totally screw up that question as I had nothing to refer to in the exam! Funnily earlier before the test I saw the mass recorded on a friend sheet and wanted to put it on mine but MS Lammond my English teacher just had to kacau me about getting ready for the English essay tomorrow and it went out my mind!

Sigh I just wish I remembered! The question was so easy but without the reference I had to come up with a really weird number to try to compensate for it! Now I just hope I get circumstance mark for doing it!

Anyway I just gotta look forward for my English test tomorrow and my 1000 words Biology essay assignment next week is by the way is gonna be about gene therapy or/and cloning!

(Sarcasm) I so love this entire week!

Well there's nothing much to update about my life other then the fact I was playing basketball today during lunch and fell like crazy thanks to a certain someone who loves to trip people down (hint hint) Hahahaha! Anyway so now I will be just limping around like an idiot for the next couple of days! My leg hurts like hell!

So anyway I also recently got my college hoodie and will be uploading a picture of it soon! Hahahaha! so until then seeya!


If only they listen to the sage advice of a basketball and respected my legs! Hahaha!

Just wanna wish a really Happy Birthday to






Happy Merdeka!

William P. Kopp a so call researcher did experiments about the danger of microwave ovens and its effect on living organism, and there are many controversies about it! I personally do not see much danger in it though i understand that so far the results are inconclusive. However the experiment where the usage of microwave water to water plants did made me have second thoughts about it so just take a look and decided it yourself!






The death of a plant while the other lives!

I never really like politics anyway but heck this is just somebody that i would vote as long he does not screw up like the other racist and stupid guys with the Dacing as their banner.

So Malaysia lets vote and get back some sense of normalcy in our country!

Avril Lavinge is probably one of my most favorite singers ever to come out of Canada and I seriously thought her concert in Malaysia will just come, have a great time and go off to other places!

Hahaha! but seriously then PAS began a big brouhaha nonsense about her being to SEXY!!?!?!?! What the heck!?!?!! Hahaha thats funny! In a way she is kinda hot (heck with Hollywood style air brush make up anybody can look HOT!!) but come on you naughty little perverts in PAS how can you consider her the sexy slut type?! Hahaha I PAS should seriously get their priorities right! Even the TYT channel on YouTube has pick up the story and made it funny!

Anyway the concert should just go on after Avril is seriously a great singer no matter what the perverted mindset of PAS politicians think!

Woohoo this morning I was recently reading a newspaper article that caught my eye and finally I saw it!! Air Asia is now gonna open a new Melbourne-KL route coming November! Yeah!!


Hahaha this means that I can actually fly back to Malaysia on my measley and pitiful amount of cash hahaha! So instead of spending a few thousand every now and then I can finally plan my trips at around $199 its not that cheap but for that price my holidays back to Malaysia is now a whole lot cheaper!

Ipoh Hor Fun here i come!!!

Well its official folks a Malaysian athlete has done something so significant and outstanding that I never thought I would ever see one! A Malaysian winning (or in this case booking) a medal in the Olympics!!!

Lee Chong Wei has proven to the world he is a force to be reckon with in the world of badminton!! The world number 2 is now gonna take on the world number 1 and home favorite Lin Dan of China in what will surely be a clash of titans!

I am just drooling over the fact that I will be seeing some impressive strokes and smashes that makes badminton a really exciting sport to watch (sorry i never really like tennis anyway)

So anyway congrats to Chong Wei the guy that did what no Malaysian ever could in MY lifetime to win a medal in the Olympics!

Now just get in there and slay the Chinese dragon for the gold!!!!

National service (NS) or PLKN is probably the one of the most ill conceive and weirdest idea the ruling government of Malaysia has ever come up with. Yes I know its been around for 5 years now buts lets face it, its not necessary and bleeding the economy of Malaysia dry.

Let me begin with the definition of National service it is define as a common name for mandatory or voluntary government service programs (most often focusing on military service) also usually as a means of providing the necessary man power in the face of a country in the times of conflict.

So where does Malaysia fit into this? We have no enemies that want to take over the country or are involve in any conflict within or abroad. And lets face it Malaysia under no circumstances and ill hatred for Singapore is not ever gonna attack it! Military operations by Malaysia is ONLY limited to border patrols, civil protection and LIMITED peacekeeping operations under the banner of the UN. Hence having an NS program akin to conscription is a total waste of time.

NS is by no means a cheap escapade with millions of ringgit spent in building, maintaining, hiring equipment,trainer and catering to the hundreds of camps across the nation which by the way they are doing a very crappy job about it.

Yes I know that there are many 'Happy' reports about how NS have change the lives of the trainees by making them more independent, confident, new friends and fun (which by the way can also be obtain more cheaply aka FREE somewhere else). But lets face it NS in a purely economic perspective its useless and bleeding the country dry. The money use to fund NS comes from the taxpayers money aka your parents hard earn
money. Seriously the money is better spent on improving the appalling state of the various public commodities that as a whole the nation can benefit from. New equipment and more beds is needed for hospitals facing overcrowded conditions, help raise the wages of the police force,teachers, fireman, doctors etc. to ensure that they provide better services, improving and public transport, building more schools, providing amenities to rural ares such as CLEAN water and electricity, better housing for the poor or even protecting our rain forest. All of this endeavors will help serve Malaysia better then some cheap camping trip they shamefully call 'National Service'.

With the economy of Malaysia and the world in bad shape with more jobs being outsource to overseas countries particularly China and India, its about time the government did something right by dismantling this program and start investing in economic fields that are vital to the country economy so it won't be a sick economy. Investment by the government should be focus to seriously upgrade the country economy from cheap manufacturing country to a service oriented and resource driven one. After with countries like China taking up all the manufacturing jobs its gonna be rough trying to fight for the jobs. Just imagine the millions saved from NS and being invested to ensure the economic survivability of a nation can bring! Any Prime Minister that does that will be hero to its own people.

Back closer to home the statistics of people dying, getting sick and being rape while during NS is shocking. To date Malaysia has to be the only country that had not fired it Minister of Defense for a death of a trainee. In other countries the people will demand the head of the minister responsible even for a single death. Despite assurances that the security and safety will be upgraded by the government, it has so far failed. The security and cleanliness at most camps are very poor. In the more rural camps, communal bathing in murky ponds is practiced. The atrocious living conditions are speculated to be lower than announced cost of constructing the camp by the government. Sick trainees are generally not allowed to leave their camp even for treatment, due to the presence of on-site paramedics. This has been the cause of some trainees' death or illness.

Above and beyond that the lame and flimsy excuse use by some quarters saying that NS can improve the ethnic relations of the various races to utopian harmony like level, well sorry to burst your bubble but a period of little more than 3 months ain't gonna do anything. Racial harmony can only be achieved through years of interaction, socializing and in an atmosphere of acceptance and no discrimination! The only sure fire way to do that just had to be pealing away the policies of favoritism of one race over the other. Something the pea brain politicians have refuse to accept.

So all in all NS has always and will be a stupid a idea that has unfortunately came to reality. All it takes now is some one with common sense to ban the stupid program. In the mean time we just have to face the fact that we are heading to a recession and the children of the politicians are studying overseas and are not ever going to be selected for National Service!

Spring is coming and the stupid acquiescent cold weather of winter should be over right? Wrong its so damn cold.....and wet.........and wet! I can't take this anymore I so just want to explode!

Sigh studying here its like a chore and for once I just wish the maximum temperature can be AT LEAST 17 degree C!!!! I just wanna buy some Eskimo suits and sit with it all day!

I want this suits so bad.....



Anyway as usual I am feeling so freaking homesick an just can't really be myself ever since I came here. Sigh just really feel bored and tired all this while which I blame on the stupid erratic weather! But I seriously just hope that I can this over with!

On other news I have been joining probaly the worst most deceitful and humorous Black Jack game every lunch time with about 13 to 15 people! Yes you saw it right folks a double digit freaking number! So you can imagine how the game its like! Virtually in every game somebody MUST have a black jack!

Hahahaha but also the guys I play with are the biggest cheaters I ever met! Stealing and keeping royals and aces so they can win! Hahahaha you should see what happens after every hand and the dealer was shuffling a really thin stack of cards! Hahahaha! Even swapping cards was normal but heck its all good fun and erhem erhem it was the only way I can ever win a round! So anyway thats all the updates and seeya!

Yes I finally discovered the anti-thesis of wikipedia!

A being so powerful and funny it defies imagination.

Its so weird and distasteful I actually kinda like it!

Its Uncyclopedia!!!


It has virtually everything from wikipedia.......except alot cooler!! Hahahaha! They have just the wierdest ideas and parody that makes it so funny! I was rolling in laughter after another boring day in the office but heck is all good fun! They have everything from


Gandhi......How He really fought for India Independence!



To Einstein pet giraffe!



And finally I knew it! Jedi hate babies!

Going through the many personality test out there I manage to find one that is easy,simple and surprisingly fits my description very well. Here it is.

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have low extroversion. You are quiet and reserved in most social situations. A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you. You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people. Conscientiousness: You have low conscientiousness. Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously. Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions. Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

Yes but contradictory to the title above I just FEEL busy but anyway I just finish another physics test with something to do with a media article and next up is a maths SAC and later biology and finally English.But I also have other concerns about life and often think about them. I had just to put it in writing.

Life seems so unfair to me sometimes....( I am not really complaining but face it when you see other people more well of, smarter,cooler and whatever one can;t help but feel it. I know that there are people that are worse of then any of us but lets face it, its not really a comforting thought. Why can't the wold just be more equal from time to time and the more UNDERSTANDING people be created. Yes I believe that the key word here is understanding not smart,not charismatic not, popular,not wise but understanding.

I have read news and reports about how atrocious acts had been committed by people in power and the empathy of the people on the ground. We are divided by our petty differences and arrogance in what we believe is right. Sometimes we feel that we are so in the right that we just disregard the feelings and needs of others.Our obsession with competing ideologies and religious belief has made us all cold blooded then ever.

Sigh I am seriously wondering why I feel this way, perhaps I took a while just to see the world around me and this feeling just came rushing in. Perhaps if we just take a break from our busy...busy... life maybe you can better appreciate the world around us more.

At number 1 bottled water for pets!!! Wowsounds stupid and funny at the same time. Poor animals force to drink from a a nasty old bottle. Wonder how they open it with no thumbs and all....




Wow the name itself would cause anybody with a headache to think twice before buying it......


Who in right mind want to smell like a motorbike! A harley Davidson perfume why does that not surprise me!



Seriouly COSMOPOLITAN should just stick to writing gossip and stuff, the yogurt business jut leave it to the nutritionist not the editor.


Ok now they should seriously listen what I told them before leave yogurt out of shampoo!


Wow cocaine in a can no wonder it never made it to the market place!

Ok its really a long time since I did any blogging and all since I had no internet and was also really busy so I am gonna summarize what i did in the past 3 weeks offline!

1. When to Melbourne Uni to do some Mendelian genetics experiment with vinegar flies listing down their various genetic mutations! ( wow sounds so boring......but at least I got to go somewhere). Other stuff included trying our hand on analyzing DNA with gel electrophoresis.
A gel electrophoresis equipment.



Hey there little fly do you wanna be mutated?

2. When to possibly the weirdest/funniest music festival in my life time called Music Madness. Well some acts were good others disturbing and some just sing for the fun of it!

3. Studying!

4. Spent 4 hours assembling and troubleshooting my new ADSL internet line! ( I so miss my wireless modem)

5. Watch the season 3 finale of Avatar and I loved it to bits!!! I want a season 4!



6. Spent an hour each morning thawing the ice on the car windscreen! (it seriously sucks the cold weather seem to freeze averything! (I even saw on the news that some other cities like Sydney Snowed!!

7. Sleep!!! Yeah my favourite activity in the world especially when the weather is cold!

Ok thats all gotta go I am having my UMAT tomorrow!

Well this is gonna be my last post before my semester break ends and since I am moving to a new house soon couple with the fact with a busy term next week I can only say this I am screwed! Hahahahaha I already miss the late nights and sleeping in late so much that it hurts! So I am just gonna post some really cool random stuff to kill time! Hence firtsly!



Top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by college students

10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.

9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in
a large font.

8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.

7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.

5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.

3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't
want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He
would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter

And here is a simple tribute to all my friends back home who are beginning college or university back home in good old BolehLand!! Hahahaha enjoy!

BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE/University I WISH I HAD KNOWN...
- that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep right
through it

- that I would change so much and barely realize it

- that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways

- that college kids throw airplanes, too

- that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so dressed up

- that every clock on campus shows a different time

- that if you were smart in highschool - so what?

- that I would go to a party the night before a final

- that chem labs require more time than all my other classes put together

- that you can know everything and fail a test

- that you can know nothing and ace a test

- that I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roomie

- that home is a great place to visit

- that most of my education would be obtained outside my classes

- that friendship is more than getting drunk together

- that I would be one of those people my parents warned me about

- that free food served at 10:00 is gone by 9:50

- that Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination

- that psychology is really biology, biology is really chemistry, chemistry is
really physics, and physics is really math

- that it is a really good idea to go places alone

- that it's possible to be alone even when you're surrounded by friends

- that friends are what makes this place worthwhile!

- don't be dismayed at goodbyes

- a farewell is necessary before we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments
or a lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.

Ok i recently had gain a new found interest in cryptography and was spending a lot of time on it during this past holidays but it is a seriously annoying hobby so anyone with great metamathematical knowledge with a love for puzzles please help me decode the following codes! I know the type of techniques that goes in encrypting them but I hope you guys can help!

BZDRZQ'R VHED LTRS AD ZANUD RTROHBHNM (for this i already solve it using the Caeser Shift Cipher, its kinda easy when I know what key to use!)

But this code really sucks!

FHYULCVBYEBYJEUDSYQEAFELWRGFGCQ
ISVBCVTIQOUQFMUDCYEJRPGQGRKEZOU
CSRGOTDRRRKEKRDCUNARMNXTCUHCZAQ
WHCVOLRFZHNDMGQBYEBYJEYZEYOTFBX

I AM guessing the one above uses a Vigenere Cipher

and lastly the code below
MHILY LZA ZBHL XBPZXBL MVYABUHL HWWPBZ JSHBKPBZ JHLJBZ

which uses the same old Caser Shift Cipher!

So if any of you have an idea on how to crak the message please tell me!! I seriously suck at it!!!
p.s. for more info on the other types of cipher press here

Hahahaha I know that such articles have been around a long time but I just can't resist posting it here! Enjoy!!!

Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc......... ahem¡K.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u


Oh ya just wanna wish fellow blogger Jienmay a really Happy Birthday!!!

Hmmm I recently got a an email telling me how some restaurants scam people into thinking that their dishes are not as they seem. WARNING IF you are a squemish get out of here now!!!!!!!!!!!


Hmmm below looks like a normal plate of fried chicken right!!!! Well you are gonna be in for a surprise!!?!?!?!@@!?










Surprise! Surprise! Its rats not chicken!





Lets see how they prepare it!!



Step 1, remove the hair or skin it!



Step 2, well see for yourself!




Step 3, Fried the rats disguised as chicken!!!




step 4, Put in herbs to disguise the tatse!! Add seasoning's for tatse!?!?!/!



Voila ready to serve to all unsespecting customers!!!




Really disturbing isn't it!! Looks I am going vegetarian for a while!!!