A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?

She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.

(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)


The First 3 Years of Marriage

* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Okay once again I went through another arduous test this week ( I am having one everyweek right now ) and well it sucks!!!

Today i went through a physics test and for the most part it was easy as it deals with the really easy theories about light such as refraction,reflection,diffraction and all the other mundane stuff about it! Even the photoelectric effect question was easy UNTILL I came to the Bruglie wavelength stuff that sucks like hell! I kinda forgot to put the mass of an electron (which by the way is 9.10938188 × 10-31 kilograms) on my reference sheet! I totally screw up that question as I had nothing to refer to in the exam! Funnily earlier before the test I saw the mass recorded on a friend sheet and wanted to put it on mine but MS Lammond my English teacher just had to kacau me about getting ready for the English essay tomorrow and it went out my mind!

Sigh I just wish I remembered! The question was so easy but without the reference I had to come up with a really weird number to try to compensate for it! Now I just hope I get circumstance mark for doing it!

Anyway I just gotta look forward for my English test tomorrow and my 1000 words Biology essay assignment next week is by the way is gonna be about gene therapy or/and cloning!

(Sarcasm) I so love this entire week!

Well there's nothing much to update about my life other then the fact I was playing basketball today during lunch and fell like crazy thanks to a certain someone who loves to trip people down (hint hint) Hahahaha! Anyway so now I will be just limping around like an idiot for the next couple of days! My leg hurts like hell!

So anyway I also recently got my college hoodie and will be uploading a picture of it soon! Hahahaha! so until then seeya!


If only they listen to the sage advice of a basketball and respected my legs! Hahaha!