Note the writer does endorse any untowed behaviour to celebrities and warn all readers that rumours about him stalking celebrities are UNTRUE and this is only for fun ...........................................well for the most part it is! Hahahahaha! Anyway enjoy this humorous post I hope!

1. First of all, get a large table, preferably wooden. Paint it your chosen celebrity's favorite colour, or put on a table cloth that colour. I just gotta stalk Yui long enough to find her favourite colour! Haahahaha!


2.Put the table up against a blank wall so you can stick things up behind it


3.Find some merchandise. CD/Record cases are a must of the celebrity is a singer or in a band, DVD cases if they are an actor/actress . Mugs, promotional photoshoots, t-shirts, art-work, even drawings you've made of them.



4.Put in a poem about them, or some mantras or letters you've written to or about them.

Example: Yui, yui.yui,yui,yui.
your so Yui,
Your Yuiness makes us all Yuiterds.
Forever and ever YUI!

Hahahahahahaha you got to admit that is funny!

5.Find some decorative items; Fairy lights if a popstar, Rose Buds if a romantic show, skulls if they are in a death metal band etc. Well for this I am gonna just put a few hundred guitars!



6. Finish it off with a nice collage of their photographs, centered by a photo of you with them cut out to look like they're with you . Aw :)

TIPS

* Always carry a camera pen and a photo of them around, just in case you bump into them and could add a signature to your collection, as well as an actual picture of the two of you together
* If you go to one of their concerts or plays, make sure to photo copy the tickets so you can remember the night
* Put your CD player on the table if they are a singer or in a band, because your CDs will be there
* Frequently check eBay for celebrity items. You never know when there'll be another auction for a piece of Yui half eaten chewing gum!
* If you offer K-Fed a few grand, he might be willing to let YUI or any other celebrity sit on your little celebrity shrine, thus allowing for you to grovel before her and worship, if you're into that sort've thing.
* Try to put the shrine in somewhere dark and not frequented, like a catacombs or cellar. The hallway of your front door is not suitable.


Warning!!!!!

* Don't tell too many people about this, or they might think you are obsessive because, well, you are.
* Don't try and act like them, it will just end badly
* Don't forget to put some jewelery or clothes similar to what they've once worn. It will really finish it off.

Hahahahaha thats is what I call extreme!!!!