Happy New Year!  

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Well in a few hours time Australia is heading to a new year in 2009. It was overall a pretty eventful year for me, after all if you had move overseas for the first time in your life and actually begin studying here its going be a exciting, boring, disappointing but strangely at the same time very rewarding. So as 2009 comes I did something which I never really bothered to be doing for past few years which is going to have a new years resolution. I am not sure how it is going to help in 2009 but heck the fact is I already have a major goal next year and if I am lucky i am going to achieve it.

So to everybody and the rest of the world whether in poverty stricken Darfur to the bright lights of New York I just want to you wish all of you a really Happy New Year and may next year be a better year for all of us! Seeya next year!


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Merry Christmas!!!!  

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Sitting under the mistletoe
(Pale-green, fairy mistletoe),
One last candle burning low,
All the sleepy dancers gone,
Just one candle burning on,
Shadows lurking everywhere:
Some one came, and kissed me there.

Tired I was; my head would go
Nodding under the mistletoe
(Pale-green, fairy mistletoe),
No footsteps came, no voice, but only,
Just as I sat there, sleepy, lonely,
Stooped in the still and shadowy air
Lips unseen - and kissed me there.

2009 Movies that's gonna rock!  

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Sigh you guys gotta admit it 2008 is one of the most crappiest year in along time largely in part due to the the stupidest and most depressing credit crunch since the 1920's so and it looks like its gonna continue to 2009 (at least in the early part of that year) So what btter way to waste our worries a way on the celluloid fantasy of the silver screen! So here's my top 10 list of the most anticipated movies (at least my anticipation) in 2009!

At number 1 it is.......


NOT Hahahaha just kidding I always hated Hanna Montana anyway (oh boy I can hear the small screaming tweens calling from my blood now.....)

Jokes aside lets begin at number 10!

The first Pink Panther was incredibly funny and heck it was in my opinion that it is one of the best slapstick comedy in a long time! however there is a tendency for sequels to be less successful that the original unless of course you are Lord of the rings but then again its a great comedy!

At number 9

Street Fighter legend of Chun Li!
One word for why this movie ranks at number nine Lana err... i meant Kristin Kreuk! Hahahaha!

At number 8

The next installment of the Star wars saga! The long-delayed comedy which sees a group of rabid Star Wars fanatics attempting to steal an early print of The Phantom Menace for their dying pal finally gets a release early in 2009. A version of the movie with the
cancer-stricken fan removed nearly made it to cinemas in 2008 but was met with a vast internet campaign that demonstrated the awesome power of the fanboy.

At number 7

Woah my first thoughts about this was WTF rise of the dinosaurs in the time when mammals had supposedly exist? Stupid animated time paradox! I am just gonna see the movie due to its title!

At number 6

Come on who does not love seeing giant robots beating the snot of each other in various parts of the United States!

Number 5 Underworld Rise of the Lycans!

Even though Kate Beckinsale won't be coming back for this sequel (damn no more corsets) it still ranks high enough for me just to see the origins of the war between the Lycans and vampires!

At number 4

Dragonball!!!! made in Hollywood! Wow after all this years the franchise that made Japan and anime so famous to the world has finally got a western interpretation! This will either be really stupid or surprisingly good!

At number 3

Finally after three movies this movie ranks at number three due to the sheer fact that we can finally see the machine war that devastated the world! Better yet no more time travel paradoxest inducing headhaches!

At number 2

Star trek 2009 is just gonna rock due to the fact we can see the early years of Kirk at Spock (who by the way is played by the actor Zachary Quinto who played Sylar from Heroes!) Beam me up Spocky!
Now at number 1


Finally the Wolverine origins is coming out! The history of every favourite amnesiac X-men is gonna be portrayed on the Silver Screen! Bring on the adamantium claws!

Australia the Film  

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Run Kidman RUn!


Above the two big Aussie stars that's creating a lot of plubicity.


I am not really sure why I am gonna blog about some movie that I had not seen yet but this film entitles Australia sounds like a really big thing here right now and I my as well get caught up in it.

The premise of the movie by face value its not that bad after a love story set in times of war has been done before aka Pearl Harbor its by itself promising! The plot itself is very "Ozzie" with characters known as The Drover and drunk guy and the like, with star power in the form of Nicole Kidman and Wolverine (hahaha i meant Hugh Jackman I just can't wait for Wolverine's Movie ). So anyway its a really big film over here in Australia and the people are saying its the best thing ever since slice bread. So it not surprising they are tying this their new tourism campaign and even I gotta admit its a really cool one.

All in all I am just gonna say give this movie a try if you are into these kinds of movies with a lot of emphasis on the scenery which by the way is LOT and if you are big fans of the actors and names of movies named after a country.


Now if the Wolverine Origins movie is coming out soon....

Baman No Man's Land  

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From wikipedia
“No Man’s Land” is a comic book story line that ran for the whole of 1999 through the Batman comic book titles published by DC Comics. The lead-up story began with the arc “Cataclysm” which described a major earthquake hitting Gotham City. This was followed by the story lines “Aftershock” and then “Road to No Man’s Land” which resulted in the U.S. government officially evacuating Gotham and then abandoning and isolating those who choose to remain in the city. The “No Man’s Land” story proper covered the residence of the city during this time of isolation until its time of re-opening and the beginning of rebuilding.



Well its not something I always do but recently I was reading a really cool graphic novel of everyone favorite brooding hero The Dark Knight- Batman himself!

The No Man's land storyline is actually a exciting and seriously engaging storyline. The premise of Gotham City being literally destroyed in an Earthquake leaving the the city in tatters was very well done! Though admittedly I am really a fan of old school western style comics but then again the storyline of this comic was pretty good. You can actually literally feel for the Batman as he try valiantly to save his city from being overrun by nutcases such as The Joker,Mr freeze and the rest of the rouge gallery. Even other heroes that tried to land hand will find it difficult.

I can literally see it not on the silver screen! Heck if they ever made a movie about this I would definitely watch this so in the mean time here the link for the comics and enjoy!

http://rapidshare.com/files/37034792/Batman_-_No_Man_s_Land_Vol.2.cbr
http://rapidshare.com/files/37036947/Batman_-_No_Man_s_Land_Vol.1.cbr
http://rapidshare.com/files/37043302/Batman_-_No_Man_s_Land_Vol.4.cbr
http://rapidshare.com/files/37045146/Batman_-_No_Man_s_Land_Vol.3.cbr
The links are thanks to the uploader!

Exams Over!  

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Yup my finals are finally over and now I am gonna be free for the next few moths , it will be more if I am lucky!

Feels kinda weird I had not updated my blog for a while now so I wonder is anybody still actually reading this?

So anyway gonna be updating my blog a lot this week so just stay tune!

Anyway its summer time here and life is going as usual but typical of summer time it is dry and hot and the flies re multiplying again! Well that's all until I update this blog!

Happy Birthday! I am feeling kinda Old II  

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18 freaking years of my life gone!!! Man I am feeling so freakin old already!Anyway for me is just gonna be another day for me JUST the way i LIKE IT! Yeah happy Birthday to me!
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Daylight Savings Again! (graon...)  

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Great.... today is daylight savings again... but this time EVERYTHING is put forward by an HOUR EARLIER!!! Lets see what the net has to say about it!

Daylight saving time is the convention of advancing clocks so that afternoons have more daylight and mornings have less. Typically clocks are adjusted forward one hour near the start of spring and are adjusted backward in autumn. Modern DST was first proposed in 1907 by the English builder William Willett. Many countries have used it since then; details vary by location and change occasionally.

The practice is controversial.[1] Adding daylight to afternoons benefits retailing, sports, and other activities that exploit sunlight after working hours,[2] but causes problems for farming, entertainment and other occupations tied to the sun.[3][4] Extra afternoon daylight reduces traffic fatalities;[5] its effect on health and crime is less clear. Although an early goal of DST was to reduce evening usage of incandescent lighting, formerly a primary use of electricity,[6] modern heating and cooling usage patterns greatly differ and research about how DST currently affects energy use is limited and contradictory.[7]

DST's clock shifts can serve as fire safety reminders,[8] but they complicate timekeeping and can disrupt meetings, travel, billing, recordkeeping, medical devices, and heavy equipment.[9] Many computer-based systems can adjust their clocks automatically, but this can be limited and error-prone, particularly when DST rules change.

Intellectual Jobs In Malaysia  

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Gonna take a break for a while before I resume my i am feeling kinda old article with this amusing article I found.

* BN Crony - Only applicable to Bumiputeras. One must own a business before one can become a crony. If one does not have any business, one can start a business by obtaining an easy-to-obtain Bumiputera loan from government banks such as Bank Rakyat. Crony can benefit from the latest Ali-Baba government projects such as Iskandar Development Region (IDR) and East Coast Economic Region (ECER) by supplying construction materials and so on. In return, cronies MUST participate in Barisan Nasional's events and functions by attending it and clapping when their leaders make a speech. Cronies must also vote for their respective Barisan Nasional candidate during General Elections. Failure to observe any of the rules above will result in their crony-ship revoked.

* Datuk - Becoming a Datuk in Malaysia promises bright future. You can easily take big contract from government and give it to some chinese contractor. They will buy you some house and Mercedes. Not to mention, this also opens more opportunity for extra side income from bribes which is TAX FREE!

* Traffic Police - Only Malays can apply. Their job is simple - ask a driver to pull over, tell him that he has offended many traffic laws (invent one if they couldn't find any) and tell him that they can 'settle' for the expensive fines by a small token of good gesture. Simply ask the drivers to pass some money under their driver's license, and then bid him farewell with the words like "you senang, saya pun senang" and "Ingat, saya anti rasuah!"

* Bandaraya Officer - Also known as city council officer. It's a form of legalized gangsterism. Only Malays can apply. Job scope includes legal extortion, confiscating mamak stall tables and chairs, confiscating tables, red cloth and VCD from illegal VCD peddlers and so on. Must be a good auctioneer as well as all confiscated items will be auctioned off."

* Toll Money Collector - Sparta requires all males to be fit and healthy, and the same goes to Malaysia's toll collectors. They must have perfect limbs - the left hand must be well developed for it is essential to operate the ticket machine and the cash register. The right hand must be well-built to move non-stop from 8 to 10 daily, and the legs are vital because occasionally they need to abandon their boxes to avoid vehicle crashes to the toll booth. If any of the candidates for the job do not fulfill the required requirements, His Anal Majesty Anwar himself will see to it that the failed candidates will be sodomized and thrown down into the blissful mountains the Chinese call 'Nirvana', the (M)ush-lims 'Bukit Tinggi', the Indians 'N/A' (as the national motto goes, "It's not our problem anyway").

* Ah Long - Interested applicants must be Chinese, be fluent in Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka (being able to curse proficiently is a bonus), have blond hair, killer, liar, have one pierced ear and drive a used Proton Wira with windows tinted as black as Booker T, complete with spoiler so big the car dwarfs an A380, and a muffler the size of Uranus. Also must regularly to kill, kurung people in the sangkar. Must be literate and able to write on small notebooks call buku 555 (so called for the numbers '555' on the cover). An essential skill is the ability to sneak into the homes of people that can't repay their loans (mostly gamblers, other Ah Longs, old Aunties addicted to DaMaCai, or just lazy school kids that want to buy Ragnarok Online characters off eBay) and paint threatening Chinese words (must be in red paint) on their walls. Must also have an affinity with techno music.

* Chettiar - The Indian equivalent to Ah Longs. Applicant must be Indian (duh), pot-bellied, have curly moustaches, carry huge black umbrella and carry a huge suitcase in one hand. Also must be able to pull off a Bollywood fight scene in case a client refuses to pay his loans.

* Mat Rempit - Pseudo-professional motocycle stuntmen. Only Malays can apply. Becoming a Mat Rempit is a guarantor of a good future, with backup support from Khairy himself. You only need to do stupid motorcycle stunts on your motorbike on a public road to attract more tourists for Year Visit Malaysia 2007. If you don't have money to spend, become a part-time snatch thief or robber. Getting arrested is a definite occupational hazard, but don't worry - just bribe the police and everything will be settled.

* Mat Skodeng - Only available to Muslims. Also known as government sanctioned Peeping Toms, these are some of the best jobs EVAR!!!!! (if you're a pervert, which is everybody). Basically you find Muslim couples having sex, film them and then report them! AWESOME! You can hand it over to the government to gain commission or sell these films at the "pasar malam" with titles such as 'Seks di tepi Sungai Besi' and 'Abdullah Badawi sex video'.

* VCD/DVD Seller - An easy job that just needs you to sell VCDs in the Pasar Malam or around the food court. The fixed price for one VCD is RM5(less than US$2 - important to remember when selling to gwai los). The price for one DVD ranges from RM8-RM10. Selling porn carries the highest profit. This job is better than becoming Multi Level Marketing salesman, because you can get an average salary of RM100 per night. However hawkers must always be aware of undercover police that might be nearby.

* Ladyboy - A amusingly high status job for the desperate ones. It's only available at night at certain places such as Mentari Court, Chow Kit, and some back alleys along SS15. Job requirements include (but are not limited to) the ability to pleasure both sexes, having split sex (as in can be a male and a female), the ability to seduce men, women, and other ladyboys. Might have to prepare for police raids and unoccasional GANG BANG rape. According to the current market, a ladyboy can earn RM2,000 to RM 3,000 a night depending on the skills and ability of the ladyboy. Worst comes to worst - Thailand is always open to you.

* TehTarikCrew - This is one of the most promising intellectual jobs you can do in glorious country of Malaysia, where all you need to do is dress up all in blue, wear funky leather shoes, and don officer hats. Their job is to ride on the cool lorry trucks (as seen on the MTV hit show "Jihad My Ride") and go on tehtarik raids, scheduled between Malaysian Time 10.00PM to 2.00AM. The raid will consist of 10-20 Level 1 Rogues, as seen in their obvious outfits of leather shoes. To be one of the TehTarikCrew members, one must have at least level 1 Pilfering skills, as required by Arcadia.

* CALL CENTER MANIA - The most famous job now days lor..open to all un-educated malaysians..especially the dumb malays..and rempit can join delivery service.. McDonalds delivery(the most lousy delivery service ever) it took them 45 min to one hour to deliver my freeking food? call now..! ! any call center number available to your eyes..just to end up with a dumb malay at the end of line.. "yess sir" "no sirr" the only word the know how to pronounce properly. and when they cannot take it anymore, "I tak tau lar sir" "YOu boleh speaking with my supervisor" "I nih bodoh sirr"

* TMnerd SHITmyx technical assistance - The easiest job in the world. Just have to pick up the phone, ask for user verification, then ask the caller to unplug the phone line and plug-in again, then restart the computer. You have to memorise the speech and repeat it 500million times a day, because apparently Terrorkom wants to save money.

* UMNO Activist - Threaten non-Malays with death and degrade non-Malays as immigrants and slaves. Sick and racist, but very good pay. Only rich half-Malays (preferably of Chinese or Malabar Indian descent) and Indonesians can apply - genuine Malays are advised to remain in their kampungs and mind their own business.

* MCA/MIC Activist - Good choice for non-Malays who still wish to get the money and power benefits that UMNO activists have.

* Mamak Stall Worker - Majority taken up by Indian Muslims. Must be able to tolerate racist remarks and flip Roti Canais 24/7. Poor salary, but they don't really care. Must be able to prepare for raids from Bandaraya at any given time.

Professional worker: Non-existant. Most of the brightest minds (non-malays) have migrated away and now the government is trying to woo them back with pay which is much less than half of what they earn overseas. However they're given benefits like free prostitute access, and lifetime supply of Bak Kut Teh.

I woke up this morning feeling kinda OLD......(part 1)  

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I woke up this morning feeling kinda blue was a really line in the song Angel In Disguise by Corrine May and I was just adapting it to my title for today which is gonna be about my upcoming centennial (erhemm I feel Rip Van Winkle type old) But either way like every other birthday it to me is like being overrated. Heck I have even forgotten my own birthday many times. Anyways like all Greek type tradition blowing up a set amount candles on a highly fattening and sweet cake day. So when it come down to it I kinda dread such days as it means more stuff that I never really wanted, I am happy just being able to breathe and daydream all the time.

Growing up is a part of life and sure it scary with all the unnecessary stress and restrictions it comes with it (no more getting away with stuff by pretending immaturity hahaha) But it does help having a really younger sister having her Birthday around the same time as it forces my family to celebrate it at one go and not caring what happens next.

I have come to realization that best time in my life is probably coming very soon and soon I will be looking in the mirror one day and say to my self who is that guy with Alzheimer looking tired (not that i do not look like one anyway) So to end this first part of my post I am just gonna end with another song by Mary Hopkins after when I start with a song its good to end with one as well.

*Note to self writing a post like above during and exam period is tough and frankly to demanding. Arghh exams coming...... Damn I sound like a misdirected emo mushroom today (Don't even ask how I came to that conclusion)


Once upon a time, there was a tavern
Where we used to raise a glass or two
Remember how we laughed away the hours,
Think of all the great things we would do

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way

La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La

Then, the busy years went rushing by us
We lost our starry notions on the way
If, by chance, I'd see you in the tavern,
We'd smile at one another and we'd say

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days

La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La

Just tonight, I stood before the tavern
Nothing seemed the way it used to be
In the glass, I saw a strange reflection
Was that lonely woman really me?

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days

La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La

Through the door, there came familiar laughter
I saw your face and heard you call my name
Oh, my friend, we're older but no wiser
For in our hearts, the dreams are still the same

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days

La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La

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